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All quests by Kevin

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Why do they hate Kevin?[edit | edit source]

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I need to remind someone they aren't young and attractive anymore. Can you make me a Booster Croptop that I can mail them? You can make one on a Sewing Wheel! I'll pay you.

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Now for phase two! She'll never see it coming! Thanks for the help. Take this awesome briefcase. Don't open it here, or everyone will get super jealous and try to steal it. Trust me.

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I just don't know...[edit | edit source]

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5 Biofuel Canisters would be all that I needed to create a rocket-powered guinea pig. With some Algae found in a Bog biome you'd have no problem making some. I promise to not reward you with deadly bees this time!

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Thanks. You look like you could use some party time! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! Also, if you feel up to it and want to die, I could use help testing my newest invention. It's called a Kill Pod and it's super neat!

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Okay, I kinda get why...[edit | edit source]

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I cannot possibly poison-tip the rocket-powered guinea pigs; without a supply of 5 Alien Compound. Perhaps you could get me some? I would (in theory) handsomely reward you!

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Thanks, Dave. Now I can construct a weapon the likes of which nobody has ever seen. Bonus: They're also delicious!

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Infantile Deliciousness[edit | edit source]

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You ever wonder how many baby heads you can fit in a refrigerator? I do! Let's find out, shall we? If you were to gather say...200 baby heads on sticks I'd be ever so thankful.

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Many thanks, Lester. This time I have an honestly good thing for you! Promise!

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This guy is annoying.[edit | edit source]

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There is no such thing as an orange fruit. Prove me wrong.

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That isn't orange. But thanks for trying, loser.

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Insanity and Rage.[edit | edit source]

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I'm unsure I can trust you after that whole orange fruit thing, but we'll try again I guess. You ever laid hands on some Plasmic Crystal? If so, I could use about 20. For...reasons. Certainly not involving large flightless birds and carnage.

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Excellent. Now I can distill raw rage into crystalline form and feed it to my babies! Just in time for the ballet! Take this crap as a thanks.

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Madness and Death.[edit | edit source]

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I bet you cant collect more brains than I can! In fact, I double-dog-dare you to collect more brains than I can! Remove 50 [Superior Brains] from random life-forms...that's a decent start.

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That's a whole lot of brains! Also, I didn't even bother collecting any. You beat me! You're also now a murderer! Congratulations!

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He's insane. I like it.[edit | edit source]

Note: This quest will only unlock after the Precursor Mission

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Wanna try something super fun? Let's create something previously thought to be hypotehtical! Let's try making Neutronium and Anti-Neutronium! I'll give you something truly amazing if you can do it! I promise. For real, this time.

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Holy....$%^&#%ing @#$@%@ you did it. I guess you aren't the dumbass I had assumed. In return, I give you this super-neat technology blueprint I found lying around in the Anti-Realm! No, I won't tell you where that is. It's known only to Gregs, myself, and a fried wonton located on Rigel IV. You can't know, because you aren't special like Dave.

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